I was going to post this in the Programmers' Forum because, well, it's the Autism Lounge, but I guess it's better suited to here.

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

And

Integral t-squared dt
from 1 to the cube root of 3
times the cosine
of three pi over 9
equals log of the cube root of 'e'.

And those fuckers actually work.